January 6, 2008
Note*
I'm sorry I didn't write about all the moments we had in HiSkool.My mood right now isn't the best and memory span is shorter than my 2 inches of hard wabbit d!ck.I'm sure near-death experiences can arrange that.But it better be 30+ fps flashbacks,so I can see all the moments.Groosome! :)
Past's past and present's future
How was 2007?
Well,one thing is for sure,it wasn't a happy year for me.Various reasons.And it was a years with "first time experiences".Nu [prea] vreau sa discut despre asta,dar presimt ca voi ajunge sa o fac.
Doua mii sapte [that's "2007" for you,math freaks] a inceput relativ bine.I was pwetty happy about my achievement,dar am realizat ca nu e chiar asa de usor dupa.That's why the small pink-ish license stays in my wallet all the time [allthough that means having a picture of me..like...3 inches away from my d!ck]
All good things come to an end.Nu am vrut sa ma gandesc la asta.I enjoyed every minute of being in the classroom.Parca profesorii/colegii erau altfel [except for math classes - some things neva change and I ain't talkin 'bout good ol' Jack].It's like they all change all of a sudden.
Hey,I enjoyed it,but that shit don't mean I did my HW [LoL - multam Spataroi & deskmate pe aceasta cale.And deskmate,stii ca nu ma indoiesc de intelepciunea ta].
Mi s-a cantat "La multi ani,dear Bunghole" in fata clasei and it was probably the saddest/most important "Happy B-day" ever.
Uhmm...later on,me seen/likey a person.Screw U,it's important to me.
A venit balul [damn I looked so stupid..ish...ly].I won't comment on this event.
A venit serbarea cu robe si cu "esarfe" cu iz de shtreang.We all had flashbacks then.Ma rog,proiectate pe ditai ecranu,ca sa le vada toata sala.It's more humiliating.Ahem,fun!I cried,but you didn't see me,right?!And no,I didn't take any pictures,because my batteries got dead few moments before the happening.HeaHa!
Ah,yes....and the BBQ @ Iulia's afterwards.I'm still amazed that no collegue of mine accuse me of food poisoning [cine a prins micii mai prajiti ar trebui sa stie].All the efforts of the girls ruined by a bloke.LoL.
"Shit happens"-ul se intampla cateva saptamani dupa.I don't wanna talk about it,you got eyes to read the previous articles.
Si fiindca m-am descurcat bineS [vorba 'ceea],mi-am permis sa ma duc si la Liberty Parade impreuna cu Galanus,unde mi-am udat proaspetii bashketzi and thus,dance barefoot.Look at the fancy aurolac,mommy!He's got Converse trainers!
It was a year full of "first time" experiences.I went to UK! :D
Pwetty nice,but do go there a bit....uhmm...loaded!Really!
Facultate.Ah,yes.Well,I just can't compare it with HiSkool.Decat atmosfera din sala in momentul in care intru.E la fel ca la liceu,cand ajungeam pe la 7 si ceva dimineata si eram singur in clasa.E la fel de pustiu.Si am senzatia ciudata ca vor intra them ex-collegues.They won't.Am schimbat mediul doar.E la fel de liniste,pana cand imi pun castile si uit de totul.Well,I usually wait for the girl from group number..uhmm...something A...to sit next to me.She's nice [:blushing:].
Neah.College ain't like HiSkool.Ca dovada ca imi este dor de liceu [Yes,I miss Badila - ^:)^ for gettin ma ass outta trouble numerous times,sau ma rog...each semester - I miss Barasch - 10x for being a CUL teacher [am avut parte de profi de engleza de treaba since 3rd grade - when I had my 3rd crush [:blushing: again] and it wasn't one of the girls from the class,neither a boy,so screw U! - so 10x for not breaking the chain] and I do have to admit Smara had mercy in the 11th grade and didn't flunk me.This way I spent one year with U,guys!So...as hard as it may seem,10x Smara!
I wuv U May-June '07.I want to have yar baby! :)
Si inca stau si ma gandesc la...the very past past,as in 2003.Ce s-ar fi intamplat daca nu intram la mate-info?Oh,well,I wouldn't have met U guys,but I would've made a swell harem!I mean...uhmm...[:blushing:].Yes,2 inches of hard wabbit d!ck need fresh meat constantly...ish!
I'm glad the year finished without any crappy happenings.
[copy>paste] me seen/likey a person.Another one.Screw U again ,it's important to me. But I think I managed to upset'er.Talentul de a o da in bara never leaves the Beldi...building!
Yes,and this is how 2008 started.By upsetting a girl.This means there won't be ANY this year for me [LoL].Like I had too much till today.Ppffff!!!
Wave..y hand..y,2007!Wavey ravey,2008!
Cheers!
Well,one thing is for sure,it wasn't a happy year for me.Various reasons.And it was a years with "first time experiences".Nu [prea] vreau sa discut despre asta,dar presimt ca voi ajunge sa o fac.
Doua mii sapte [that's "2007" for you,math freaks] a inceput relativ bine.I was pwetty happy about my achievement,dar am realizat ca nu e chiar asa de usor dupa.That's why the small pink-ish license stays in my wallet all the time [allthough that means having a picture of me..like...3 inches away from my d!ck]
All good things come to an end.Nu am vrut sa ma gandesc la asta.I enjoyed every minute of being in the classroom.Parca profesorii/colegii erau altfel [except for math classes - some things neva change and I ain't talkin 'bout good ol' Jack].It's like they all change all of a sudden.
Hey,I enjoyed it,but that shit don't mean I did my HW [LoL - multam Spataroi & deskmate pe aceasta cale.And deskmate,stii ca nu ma indoiesc de intelepciunea ta].
Mi s-a cantat "La multi ani,dear Bunghole" in fata clasei and it was probably the saddest/most important "Happy B-day" ever.
Uhmm...later on,me seen/likey a person.Screw U,it's important to me.
A venit balul [damn I looked so stupid..ish...ly].I won't comment on this event.
A venit serbarea cu robe si cu "esarfe" cu iz de shtreang.We all had flashbacks then.Ma rog,proiectate pe ditai ecranu,ca sa le vada toata sala.It's more humiliating.Ahem,fun!I cried,but you didn't see me,right?!And no,I didn't take any pictures,because my batteries got dead few moments before the happening.HeaHa!
Ah,yes....and the BBQ @ Iulia's afterwards.I'm still amazed that no collegue of mine accuse me of food poisoning [cine a prins micii mai prajiti ar trebui sa stie].All the efforts of the girls ruined by a bloke.LoL.
"Shit happens"-ul se intampla cateva saptamani dupa.I don't wanna talk about it,you got eyes to read the previous articles.
Si fiindca m-am descurcat bineS [vorba 'ceea],mi-am permis sa ma duc si la Liberty Parade impreuna cu Galanus,unde mi-am udat proaspetii bashketzi and thus,dance barefoot.Look at the fancy aurolac,mommy!He's got Converse trainers!
It was a year full of "first time" experiences.I went to UK! :D
Pwetty nice,but do go there a bit....uhmm...loaded!Really!
Facultate.Ah,yes.Well,I just can't compare it with HiSkool.Decat atmosfera din sala in momentul in care intru.E la fel ca la liceu,cand ajungeam pe la 7 si ceva dimineata si eram singur in clasa.E la fel de pustiu.Si am senzatia ciudata ca vor intra them ex-collegues.They won't.Am schimbat mediul doar.E la fel de liniste,pana cand imi pun castile si uit de totul.Well,I usually wait for the girl from group number..uhmm...something A...to sit next to me.She's nice [:blushing:].
Neah.College ain't like HiSkool.Ca dovada ca imi este dor de liceu [Yes,I miss Badila - ^:)^ for gettin ma ass outta trouble numerous times,sau ma rog...each semester - I miss Barasch - 10x for being a CUL teacher [am avut parte de profi de engleza de treaba since 3rd grade - when I had my 3rd crush [:blushing: again] and it wasn't one of the girls from the class,neither a boy,so screw U! - so 10x for not breaking the chain] and I do have to admit Smara had mercy in the 11th grade and didn't flunk me.This way I spent one year with U,guys!So...as hard as it may seem,10x Smara!
I wuv U May-June '07.I want to have yar baby! :)
Si inca stau si ma gandesc la...the very past past,as in 2003.Ce s-ar fi intamplat daca nu intram la mate-info?Oh,well,I wouldn't have met U guys,but I would've made a swell harem!I mean...uhmm...[:blushing:].Yes,2 inches of hard wabbit d!ck need fresh meat constantly...ish!
I'm glad the year finished without any crappy happenings.
[copy>paste] me seen/likey a person.Another one.Screw U again ,it's important to me. But I think I managed to upset'er.Talentul de a o da in bara never leaves the Beldi...building!
Yes,and this is how 2008 started.By upsetting a girl.This means there won't be ANY this year for me [LoL].Like I had too much till today.Ppffff!!!
Wave..y hand..y,2007!Wavey ravey,2008!
Cheers!
December 30, 2007
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December 27, 2007
Glob my blog!
E Ajunul Craciunului.I can feel it.I can smell it as well.
Imi dau seama ca e Craciun dupa ce citesc nota din organizer: "24-12-2007 Birthday Jesus".
Ma dau jos din pat si ma infiintez la PC>mess.Very Xmas-ish IMs bombardement:
"Sa aveti parte de un Craciun plin de bucurii"
"Sarbatori fericite 2 all :*:)"
"Vand Nokia xxxx prv me"
Well,not the last one.
Se pare ca nu e scapare.Lista de offlines este mai lunga decat scrisorile pe care i le "trimiteam" "Mosului"*
Got outside.Liniste specifica sarbatorilor.Soferii claxonand a la Istambul,pietonii traversand a la "Sheepish" si politistul care dirijeaza a la "Treci odata in plm".Foarte fain.Mie imi place Bucurestiul asa.E foarte viu,cu toate ca,la cat de des auzi de morti,mai ales de aia care ies din gura taximetristilor...Au si dreptate.Uite,stateam si ma gandeam intr-o zi,daca tot exista Valu lu Traian,de ce nu se numeste si Bucurestiul "Valu lu Videan",nu de alta,dar sunt cam multe astfel de forme de relief urbane* [forme geomorfologice aparute in urma actiunii tarnacopului lu Dorel]
Pe trotuar e insa ceva mai linistit,foarte putini care merg,asta pentru ca multi s-au mutat pe banda I,langa masinile parcate si cei cu lamaie pe parbriz.Asta pentru ca Valurile lu Videan stau cuminti pe juma' de trotuar.E frumos.E chiar deviant art-ish.Prin urmare,valurile lu Videan e CUL.
Nu poti merge 10 metri pe strada fara sa auzi topicurile de sarbatori:
"Ce cadou sa ii iau?"
"Mai ai reteta aia de prajitura?"
"Mi-a spus fii-miu aseara ca Mos Craciun nu exista si ca,de fapt eu sunt Mos Craciun." [e drept,asta era in autobuz,dar mi-a placut mult.Plus,she was also good looking.MILF u might say]
In centre comerciale...well,I can't say much,pentru ca eram mai mult atent pe unde merg.Yes,sardines-like-even feeling.
Nu am vazut craciunitze,to be honest.Probabil ca mai toate sunt pe Youtube.Yeah,you're famous on the Internet,biatch!And still,I can't believe you took the whole damn thing.
Home at last.Smells nice.
Probabil ca tot mirosu e si cel care i-a atras pe colindatori.Well,colindatori my ass.
Intre un "Dom',Dom',let's get high!" si "O,ce veste minunata/Pe YM! data" isi gasesc timp sa mai bage si un Minune,Salam sau Bursuc la molecular.See,this is the difference between american ol'skool colindatori & niggas [more or less] de Rahova : americanu probabil ca venea cu boombox-ul pe umar,si iti punea si de-un breakdance,dressed properly,in a Satan Claws suit.Spin,nigga,spin.See,told you Santa's black!!!
Seara de Craciun ma prinde pe mess,vorbind cu Mos Craciun,care era la o cafenea WiFi de la Unirii.He was fed up!He comes to Bucharest,he gets stuck in traffic,isi paradeste jantele bling de la sanie in hartoapele patriei,renii ajung sa traga un cabriolet cu coviltir,iar sania,aflata inca in leasing,e trasa de o caruta,care merge agale spre centrul de colectare a fierului vechi.Feeric!
Merry Christmas,Santa & Merry Xmess,Y!M users!
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* - either Mos "Spanky,Spanky,BDSM,spanky" Nicolae**,either fat ol' Kringle
** - spanky - it seems so,because Saint Nick here developed a passion for sending spanking sticks as gifts.I thought he was a BDSM fan as well,that's why I asked for a fetish ball to go well with the spanky tool,but received no answer,nor fetish ball.That's when I stopped believing in Saint Nicholas.But,still believed in Santa,cause he left me a fetish ball under the tree.This proves that Santa does exist,kids!
Imi dau seama ca e Craciun dupa ce citesc nota din organizer: "24-12-2007 Birthday Jesus".
Ma dau jos din pat si ma infiintez la PC>mess.Very Xmas-ish IMs bombardement:
"Sa aveti parte de un Craciun plin de bucurii"
"Sarbatori fericite 2 all :*:)"
"Vand Nokia xxxx prv me"
Well,not the last one.
Se pare ca nu e scapare.Lista de offlines este mai lunga decat scrisorile pe care i le "trimiteam" "Mosului"*
Got outside.Liniste specifica sarbatorilor.Soferii claxonand a la Istambul,pietonii traversand a la "Sheepish" si politistul care dirijeaza a la "Treci odata in plm".Foarte fain.Mie imi place Bucurestiul asa.E foarte viu,cu toate ca,la cat de des auzi de morti,mai ales de aia care ies din gura taximetristilor...Au si dreptate.Uite,stateam si ma gandeam intr-o zi,daca tot exista Valu lu Traian,de ce nu se numeste si Bucurestiul "Valu lu Videan",nu de alta,dar sunt cam multe astfel de forme de relief urbane* [forme geomorfologice aparute in urma actiunii tarnacopului lu Dorel]
Pe trotuar e insa ceva mai linistit,foarte putini care merg,asta pentru ca multi s-au mutat pe banda I,langa masinile parcate si cei cu lamaie pe parbriz.Asta pentru ca Valurile lu Videan stau cuminti pe juma' de trotuar.E frumos.E chiar deviant art-ish.Prin urmare,valurile lu Videan e CUL.
Nu poti merge 10 metri pe strada fara sa auzi topicurile de sarbatori:
"Ce cadou sa ii iau?"
"Mai ai reteta aia de prajitura?"
"Mi-a spus fii-miu aseara ca Mos Craciun nu exista si ca,de fapt eu sunt Mos Craciun." [e drept,asta era in autobuz,dar mi-a placut mult.Plus,she was also good looking.MILF u might say]
In centre comerciale...well,I can't say much,pentru ca eram mai mult atent pe unde merg.Yes,sardines-like-even feeling.
Nu am vazut craciunitze,to be honest.Probabil ca mai toate sunt pe Youtube.Yeah,you're famous on the Internet,biatch!And still,I can't believe you took the whole damn thing.
Home at last.Smells nice.
Probabil ca tot mirosu e si cel care i-a atras pe colindatori.Well,colindatori my ass.
Intre un "Dom',Dom',let's get high!" si "O,ce veste minunata/Pe YM! data" isi gasesc timp sa mai bage si un Minune,Salam sau Bursuc la molecular.See,this is the difference between american ol'skool colindatori & niggas [more or less] de Rahova : americanu probabil ca venea cu boombox-ul pe umar,si iti punea si de-un breakdance,dressed properly,in a Satan Claws suit.Spin,nigga,spin.See,told you Santa's black!!!
Seara de Craciun ma prinde pe mess,vorbind cu Mos Craciun,care era la o cafenea WiFi de la Unirii.He was fed up!He comes to Bucharest,he gets stuck in traffic,isi paradeste jantele bling de la sanie in hartoapele patriei,renii ajung sa traga un cabriolet cu coviltir,iar sania,aflata inca in leasing,e trasa de o caruta,care merge agale spre centrul de colectare a fierului vechi.Feeric!
Merry Christmas,Santa & Merry Xmess,Y!M users!
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* - either Mos "Spanky,Spanky,BDSM,spanky" Nicolae**,either fat ol' Kringle
** - spanky - it seems so,because Saint Nick here developed a passion for sending spanking sticks as gifts.I thought he was a BDSM fan as well,that's why I asked for a fetish ball to go well with the spanky tool,but received no answer,nor fetish ball.That's when I stopped believing in Saint Nicholas.But,still believed in Santa,cause he left me a fetish ball under the tree.This proves that Santa does exist,kids!
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