Dacă îl mai ţineţi minte pe peştele "prefectură", ei bine, vă spun că acum l-am găsit şi pe frac'su. Bănuim că e frac'su, pentru că numele lui se termină în "phalus".
Animalul de faţă este un guvide, îi spune hanus şi trăieşte în Marea Neagră. Da, este posibil ca tu să fi dat cu mâna peste un hanus, când te scăldai în lacul rusesc. Sau poate peste mai mulţi, la naiba!
Şi astfel, am mai adăugat încă un nume la lista mea de animale preferate: pumă, coiot, hanus, and above all, the sperm whale.
Iar acum citez din Măgar:
Pin the tail on the donkey: Tu-ti imaginezi cum e cand se intalnesc doi pescari
Pin the tail on the donkey: si face unul, salut bai, ce faci?
Pin the tail on the donkey: Uite bine, eu dau la crapi, tu ce faci?
Pin the tail on the donkey: Eu dau la hanus
July 31, 2009
Opt
Ochi căprui, buze uscate,
Lopeţi albe şi înalte,
Păr drept şi cafeniu,
Obraz cărnos şi durduliu.
Lob de-ureche twice străpuns,
Mijloc de frunte de mir uns,
Bărbie rotundă, netedă,
Faţă de fată veselă.
Twas written on a grape berry.
Lopeţi albe şi înalte,
Păr drept şi cafeniu,
Obraz cărnos şi durduliu.
Lob de-ureche twice străpuns,
Mijloc de frunte de mir uns,
Bărbie rotundă, netedă,
Faţă de fată veselă.
Twas written on a grape berry.
July 30, 2009
July 29, 2009
Venind din practică...
Fost-am în practică. Twas quite nice. Puteam da fuga şi cu a doua serie (yes, that nice it was), yet...
Here's a bunch of pics tho', because at the moment I dunno what to write. I simply can't.
If you can hear me, Muse...
Mi-e dor...
Here's a bunch of pics tho', because at the moment I dunno what to write. I simply can't.
If you can hear me, Muse...
- Skywalker. Not Luke tho'.
- Jeeeesus!! Where?
- Auraş is in the haus!
- Stairway to Heaven
- O fată. Sau două. Sau poate trei.
- Cvartetul de coarde - 1, 2, 3, 4.
- You can leave your caşchetă on!
- He's in there! He's in there!
- Alt 0220
- Bullseye. I mean ''bulz, ai?''
- It somehow reminds me of math classes back in high school
- Another Skywalker
- Costică's turf, biatch!
- Jumping man
- Om...
- ..şi şotron
- Weird looking fish
- Weird looking rabbit
- Have a brake...
- This is one griffin I haven't seen in "Family Guy"
- Nu aruncaţi cu orez, aruncaţi cu pi-laaaf!
- Happy wet wipes my ass. Literally.
- I am going to be a mom!
- I am pretty sure all their taxis are rear-wheel drive
- Think it's trying to sting itself. What a fruit!
Mi-e dor...
July 8, 2009
Fat Pink Hole is the new Nat King Cole
Nat King Cole said....well, he said something like this.
Then Fat Pink Hole comes and says the following crap:
P is for the posts I wrote 'bout you
E is for th'e-mails I've sent you
A is actually,"Ping me!" audibley
C's for "can't believe
How geekishly this all has sounded"
And sesame is all that I can give to you
Besides chocolate and a peach or two
Chocolate sticks and jelly
Go inside your belly
Sweets were made for me and you
Speaking of holes, Confucius say "Hole happy, whole body happy".
Then Fat Pink Hole comes and says the following crap:
P is for the posts I wrote 'bout you
E is for th'e-mails I've sent you
A is actually,"Ping me!" audibley
C's for "can't believe
How geekishly this all has sounded"
And sesame is all that I can give to you
Besides chocolate and a peach or two
Chocolate sticks and jelly
Go inside your belly
Sweets were made for me and you
Speaking of holes, Confucius say "Hole happy, whole body happy".
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