Fat Pink Hole is the new Nat King Cole

Nat King Cole said....well, he said something like this.
Then Fat Pink Hole comes and says the following crap:

P is for the posts I wrote 'bout you
E is for th'e-mails I've sent you
A is actually,"Ping me!" audibley
C's for "can't believe
How geekishly this all has sounded"

And sesame is all that I can give to you
Besides chocolate and a peach or two
Chocolate sticks and jelly
Go inside your belly
Sweets were made for me and you

Speaking of holes, Confucius say "Hole happy, whole body happy".